I'd like somebody to come dressed as the grim reaper, & stand at the back of the service.
Not say anything.
Just to stand there.
And I want everyone to wear bright colours.
And I want a roast, not a eulogy.
No flowers either.
I'd prefer donations to children's or animal charities instead.
Most of all, I want folk to have fun!
I want a party, not some morose wake.
A crank at the end of my coffin that plays "Pop goes the weasel" would be awesome...
(if that can't be arranged, then maybe just playing the tune in the background will do)
Life is short, & you're a long time tappin' at the lid.
What would you want for your funeral?